Dominion of Aztorak: Political Compass Results February 2026

 

Greetings to all, for you are subjects of the Dominion. The following infographic is provided to generalize the continuity in which I alone am left to pick up the pieces of your broken world.

Channeler's Statement, February 2026

     The petty rulers of our contemporary world disgrace our entire human species. Have we truly risen above uncountable legions of adversity only to stumble in the face of unchecked individual narcissism? 

    My fellow Human Beings, we feel the unsustainability of the Old World echoing. The traditions of self-determination are an obsolete source of purpose. They were built upon the remnants of a plague-shattered Eurasia, where peril was commonplace. 

    With all of our hearts, we must accelerate the unification of our entire populace. We will deliver an age of peace for our descendants. They shall inherit the blood from all of God's children, and summon the true spirit of Mother Earth.  

Department of Edible Agriculture: Spotlight

 Cucumber development

Micronational Oath

Dominion of Aztorak 

Department of Atmospheric Dynamics Report: Summer 2025

• Impede enemy logistics in civilian weight classes & pick-up trucks by deploying the PROPELLED OBSTRUCTION [Module Code: PROP-OB]

Rendered Depiction of PROP-OB Mid-Flight

• The PROP-OB platform is a "boutique" combat implementation of "Missile Assisted Strategy" for the Obstruction of crude insurgency vehicular advance

• Ideal for usage in seizing high volume caravans

• Instantly destroy the confidence of crime by erecting an impassable field of titanium towers from the safety of a designated base

• NOTE: PROP-OB module is for use in sovereign territory.

Yield of Initial Flight Simulation

Dominion of Aztorak: Department of Edible Agriculture Report (Summer 2025)

 Dominion of Aztorak

Department of Edible Agriculture: Summer 2025 report (Projections Report will Follow)

Immature Cucumber

Modular Watermelon Patch
(immature fruit is the bulbous section on the top-most flower)

Modular Cucumber Bed

Dillweed
Multi -Season Super producer 

Beefsteak Tomato
(As of the the time of this post, it is measuring in at 5.3 feet tall)

Incidentally Integrated Pest Management
(Frank the Frog arrived and has made this Green bean bed his home)

One-third of the Way Through 2025

   Much time has passed since the posting of my declaration. The people of Mother Earth have fallen upon hard times amid ceaseless uncertainty of their welfare in a changing world. World leadership has gone sour with callousness down to the very core. 

    They cry out in desperation to be conquerors, but this arrogance and ancient methodology only serves to disturb and prolong the process for our species to unite towards goals that are yet unimaginable. I remain steadfast in my belief that humanity can advance into the furthest unknowns of our universe and beyond. 

    BONUS NOTE: Personally, I would like to say that our Heliosphere offers only the Kuiper belt for us to feasibly populate. Modular bases erected on and throughout asteroids would be our homes and could deploy water-vapor collection drones. Mars is a dud without the dynamo effect; and although it theoretically could be reactivated with nuclear blasts, we will find them more important to use for establishing micro-voids within the Kuiper belt for habitation-craft safety.

The Dawning of a Domain

    Greetings to all with happiness in their hearts, I am A.G., The Channeler of Aztorak. If you are reading this, you are one of the few people who are aware of the existence of my domain. I wish to elaborate on the circumstances surrounding its creation; in recognition of the sudden and abstract nature of my status, please read below for clarification. 

    In 2017, I was meditating at home to relax when it had gone further than I had felt before. I had always known that time does not exist, but I slipped into a state of being without any concept of it. It was my mind that then rose to traverse incomprehensible distance through the outer voids. I disregarded our system entirely, bolted into a random direction and continued without yield. It did not matter at that moment if strange matter, vacuum collapse, or iron stars would be all I'd find at the end of the universe. Incidentally, I came upon a light in the distance where once only darkness sat. I went towards it and finally as I could see it's detail, it was a huge eye. It was about the size of our moon from my estimation. I was intensely curious about this object, as it was not imperfect like other eye-shaped phenomena in the universe; so I stared into it. I oriented my mind in front of where a pupil would be. I stared into it until it gave a faint glow. In my mind I then began to laugh and awoke back to our shared reality. The eye was a deep reddish orange, surrounded by four rings of the same color which were separated slightly in pairs of 2. Around those rings were 4 semi-circular half-rings which were a deep metallic teal color. 

    This shows me that we are simply being watched. Whether we are creations of design or not, it makes no difference. The morals and values of humanity are worthy of assisted honing; even fit to implement continuous adaptation. I declare The Dominion of Aztorak exists as an immaterial union standing in friendship amongst all of mankind.